"Remove all the space within the atoms making up the human body, and every person that’s ever lived would fit inside a baseball."
- Brian Greene (via parislemon)
(via parislemon)
"Cat owners are primarily confined to their homes. There’s no cat park. The Internet is the cat park."
- Scott Stulen, Internet Cat Video Festival (via Wired.com)
I love Jeopardy.
Wait, why isn’t everyone talking about this?
Ha, I thought it was just one category!
"Video game violence is not a new problem. Who can forget in the wake of Sim City how children everywhere took up urban planning? It was all ‘Tune in, turn on, and zone for residential use, man!!!’"
- STEPHEN COLBERT, remarking on gun nuts trying to shift blame for gun violence to video games (via inothernews)
Yep, you look ridiculous. (photo: The Big Picture: Let it Snow)
"Black is not sad. Bright colors are what depresses me. They’re so… empty. Black is poetic. How do you imagine a poet? In a bright yellow jacket? Probably not."
- Ann Demeulemeester (via casssius)
(via pushthemovement)
North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently
“Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom,” reports the — wait. Stop. UNICORNS? That’s an actual snippet from a report from the Korean Central News Agency, the state news agency of North Korea.
(via theatlantic)
Homeowners Luo Baogen and his wife refused to allow the government to demolish their home in Wenling, Zhejiang province, China, claiming the relocation compensation offered would not be enough to cover the cost of rebuilding. So, adjacent neighboring homes were dismantled, and, bizarrely, the road was built around the intact home, leaving it as an island in a river of new asphalt.
"When I see crazy people on the street talking to themselves I want to tell them about Twitter."
(via storyboard)
